Father’s Day comes but once a year, but it doesn’t make shopping for pops any easier. For sons and daughters and grandsons and granddaughters everywhere, the weeks of anxiety leading up to dad’s big day can be dreadful. One of the most common gifts to that patriarchal figure in one’s life is a trusty mug. And, generally, a good Father’s Day mug is one that might evoke a chuckle. That’s why we’ve put together this nearly complete list of funny dad mugs we’ve found on Etsy that may help ease some of that Father’s Day gift anxiety.
101 Dad Jokes
There is nothing more sacred around the Matty Wax household than the glorious and revered dad joke. As long as there have been dads, there have been dad jokes, and as long as there has been the tradition of providing fathers with gifts on Father’s Day, there have been coffee mugs just for dad. Surprise the old man with one of these funny dad mugs that provides more than one hundred complete dad jokes. The 101 Dad Jokes coffee mug will be sure to delight good old dad—even if it delights no one else in the room.
It’s Not A Dad Bod. It’s A Father Figure.
The 101 Dad Jokes mug showed us how many dad jokes can fit on a coffee mug, but the It’s Not A Dad Bod It’s A Father Figure mug proves how many dad jokes you can cram into nine words. Let dad own his dad bod this year, and encourage him to celebrate that beer belly and those hairy shoulders. In fact, why not plan a day at the beach, the pool, or the lake? And make it the best Father’s Day ever with this special mug that is sure to please while not breaking the bank.
Thanks For Teaching Me To Be A Man (Even Though I Am Your Daughter)
The Etsy Marketplace is a treasure trove of gift ideas, and when it comes to Father’s Day, daughters can rest assured they will have as easy a time choosing a gift for dad as they do picking something to watch on Netflix. The options are endless. That said, these funny dad mugs have a sweet and thoughtful message that many daughters can relate to. The Thanks For Teaching Me To Be A Man Even Though I Am Your Daughter mug captures the spirit of everything a man is proud he can say about his pride and joy. Toughness, strength, and resilience are not just for the boys.
I Keep All My Dad Jokes In A Dad-A-Base
You can’t scroll through a list of funny dad mugs on Etsy without stumbling across a dad-joke-themed coffee mug. While there are a variety to choose from, this single dad joke may very well be one of the best designs we’ve seen. The I Keep All My Dad Jokes In A Dad-A-Base coffee mug combines the classic black mug with a grainy-style multi-colored text that pops against the background. And the joke itself is a home run.
Carpenter And Woodworking Tools Mug
He’s a rugged man and he’s great with his hands and he loves his tools and heck if he would ever let anyone borrow his tools. To the man that wishes he could bring his tools everywhere, consider this Carpenter and Woodworking Tools mug. Let dad stare fondly at his mug and think of all of the projects that might get finished if it weren’t for having to raise you lousy children.
Yoda Best Dad
If he’s heired offspring in the past 50 years, chances are he’s a Star Wars fan. For most fathers of a certain age, fatherhood took on a new meaning at the climax of The Empire Strikes Back. As the storytelling evolved, we found a new pseudo-fatherhood relationship between the Boba Fett-looking Mandalorian guy and the Yoda-looking baby. Show him how much you appreciate him and how much you appreciate his appreciation of Star Wars with this cute and clever Yoda Best Dad mug. For that extra touch, get it personalized!
You Are The Luckiest Dad In The World (I Would Love To Have Me As A Daughter)
For those loyal and unapologetic princesses of champions out there, the You Are The Luckiest Dad In The World (I Would Love To Have Me As A Daughter) mug rings true for so many. Whether he’s a tea drinker or he prefers his morning joe, one thing we can be certain of is how much he loves his daughter. So go ahead and remind by commemorating how special you are to him with one of these funny dad mugs on Father’s Day.
World’s Greatest Farter
It’s not Father’s Day without the obligatory fart joke, and what better way to celebrate the rumbling of fart jokes around the globe than with this World’s Greatest Farter coffee mug? The man is proud of his loud and vibratious farts, so for one day out of the calendar year let’s give him the honor. Available in 11 ounce and 15 ounce sizes, consider this mug in lieu of an official trophy. Though I’m sure those are available too.
Deez Nuts
A father of a certain generation will certainly appreciate this one. Likely best for the under-50 fathers out there, the appreciation for anything “Deez Nuts”—including but not limited to a Deez Nuts mug—goes far and wide. Paired with the image of the victorious squirrel raising two found acorns into the air like trophied striped bass, we’ve got ourselves a bona fide Father’s Day gift at a more than reasonable price.
When In Doubt, Call Dad
When you want to go sentimental without getting all teary-eyed, here’s a mug for dad that shows how much you appreciate the big fella without needing a hanky. The When In Doubt, Call Dad philosophy goes back centuries, but it was just last century in which one might need a father’s help with major car issues, such as a car being upside down. This one comes in toilet-bowl-porcelain white and is available in 10 ounce and 11 ounce variations.
Find It On Etsy!
Father’s Day isn’t about you, it’s about dad—even if only for a few hours in the morning and the thirty minutes it takes him to get those burgers well done. We can all agree that a father is special, and he deserves a special gift from the children he spent a fortune raising. This Father’s Day, be sure to check out these awesome Etsy sellers and support online artists everywhere!
Need a special Father’s Day card to go with your funny dad mugs? Check out Matty Wax for a variety of cool greeting cards made from real trading cards, or contact us for special orders!